She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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