oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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