i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i think i have two assholes
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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