Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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