their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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