Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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