Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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