More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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