I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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