why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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