my mouth tastes like poor choices
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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