Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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