how can u be prego again
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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