Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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