My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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