You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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