Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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