we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
and she was petting her beer can
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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