i came on her dog
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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