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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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