Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
