if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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