who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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