I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
