Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize