Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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