she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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