Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You are the jesus of drinking
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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