Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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