As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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