Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
it's like iHOP with fire
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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