Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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