New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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