is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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