Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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