Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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