she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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