I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I would fuck him just for his dog
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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