I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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