At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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