Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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