There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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