I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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