Im at strip club and am horny
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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