Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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