Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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