Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I have post one night stand depression
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