I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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