its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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