As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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