There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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