Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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