Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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