I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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