It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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