she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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